What is Love

A group of 4 to 8 year-old Children was asked, "What does love mean?"
The answers they gave were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.

Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday (Tina - age7)

My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night (Clare - Age 5)

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth. (Billy - age 4)

When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love. (Rebecca - age 8 )

Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs ( Chris - age 6 )

Love is what makes you smile when you're tired (Terri - age 4 )

Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK (Danny - age 7)

Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well. (Tommy - age 6 )

During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore. That's love (Cindy -age 8)

Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken (Elaine - age 5)

Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day
(Mary Ann - age 4 )

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An Old Lady on the Cruise Ship

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"

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Love in a Mental Hospital

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him.
She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the
news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're
being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a Crisis
by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded
that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but
he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
can I go home?"

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Dont Interrupt!

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground
and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and
Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting
that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his
mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into
the woods with Aunt Jane.
I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he
helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
pants off, then Aunt Jane........" At this point Mommy cut him off and
said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the
rest of it for supper time.  
I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At
the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny
started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into
the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt
Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.  
Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane.... and
Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to
do when Daddy was in the Army."  

 Moral:     
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt .

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